scuttlebutt has it

Catholic Schoolgirls.

2009-06-17T20:58:00.000-07:00

Gee, I wonder who could these two girls be? I'm very sure they don't go to a Catholic uversity and hail from Nazareth. It just couldn't be. Catholic girls from Nazareth would never strip in front of a camera and send the gratuitous nude shots to this blog. There's just no way that would ever happen.

Wait, it just did.

because pretty girls in hammocks never seem to go bad

2009-06-17T20:51:00.000-07:00

Just put Kaye in a hammock and we can't help but stare all night long. Who cares if it's alreay raining? She's just as good as summer. or perhaps even better.

Donna Summer

2009-05-16T07:48:00.000-07:00

Why can't every girl be be Donna? Great personality. Great body... That goes great with a bikini. What more can you ask for? She's just so great she'll be the best girlfriend experience a mere mortal could ever have. In simple terms, she's just great, great, great.

Summertime girl

2009-04-27T06:18:00.000-07:00

If there’s one thing we like about “K” is that she doesn’t even try but she’s scorching no matter what. She is summer personified. And we wouldn’t be anywhere else than be under the sun that she is. Bake us “K”. Bake us. We wouldn’t mind at all. No siree.

Ruby Jade Porn

2009-03-29T08:55:00.000-07:00

And then there was porn. We always kind thought, that, since Ruby Jade recently got hold of her BSN diploma, she is going to being a nurse. But boy oh boy, look at what we saw circulating around the net. A black and white picture of a Jade look-a-like and a guy with tats on his back in what seemed like a before foreplay seen in porn. Could it be Jade is doing what G would most-likely-to-be-good-at in the future? My my, G should start posting better pics soon.

Sa Gabi ka Lang Akin (new show pitch)

2009-03-25T22:30:00.000-07:00

Recipe for a new reality show:

A lead named Joed Penaso that transforms into her alter ego Bogart every night. She lip synchs, she splits, and she dances the night away.

A schizo step sister who considers herself a princess known to the rest of XU population as Natalie Gay Ibarra.

And the most accepting dusty old knight but a knight nonetheless who “picks Bogart up when she’s down and goes down on her when she’s down (eww)” named Jake Paya-paya.

Then add Lady Gaga on the soundtract, et voila;

Sa Gabi ka Lang Akin (the Bogart Chronicles).

Next Youtube Star

2009-03-25T22:24:00.000-07:00

I’m still waiting for the day our very own Dimples, show his dimples, unhinges his jaw, eats Charice pempengco in her pint-sized entirety. Why, who says Charice is the youtube sensation? The messy-haired bedimpled teddy bear druglord is. Go Dimples!!!

Marky having sex.

2009-02-26T04:35:00.000-08:00

This year's seniors night may had been tacky (citation needed) at some point but if there was one person who got so happy- it was Marky "the night's pervy" Plaza. Not even the Golda-sucking-almost-the-entire-air could stop him. He was downright happy like a giddy school girl at the mere sight of eye candies it was almost a marky-has-finally-gotten-laid moment. (Ugh, sorry for that hilarious thought.) By the way, the perennial pervert just had his birthday.

Who are we to blame? It's these creatures with legs and backs, we wished they were just that.

Disclaimer.
If the author is going to get killed, it's either Golda or Marky.

Battle of the Babes: Legs Edition

2009-01-30T06:47:00.000-08:00

On the left corner wearing yellow short shorts with black stripes, the exotic dancer, Leanne.

On the right corner, wearing black short shorts and looking surprisingly wholesome, the "mouth" of everything porn-ish, Golda.

Let's get ready to rrruuuumble!!!

...awkward

2008-12-14T03:02:00.000-08:00

We weren't quite sure what this girl was doing- whether she was on drugs or that's just the way she is. but awkward positions and all, this girl, we must say, was having so much fun.

it almost felt like Precious Adona. almost.

2008-12-14T02:45:00.000-08:00

Sometimes, we think we've stumbled upon old pics of Precious. But who cares if its not her? Aiza is still hot as Precious.

Kulot. Itumon. Troy.

2008-10-09T07:07:00.000-07:00

The concept of not to kiss and tell is simple. Do not kiss. Do not tell. Simple. Yes, you don’t go around town spreading the words: kulot, itumon, Troy inn, 150/hr. whatever those cryptic words were.

Kulot. Itumon. Troy.

La long legs

2008-09-10T01:32:00.000-07:00

If there is one thing the recent Liceo acquaintance party reminded people, it would be, aside that it's "fun"(?), their students actually have lower appendages that they actually show… and endless show they did! The legs just kept on showing and showing and showing and…

Endless.

kesha and Gen.

2008-09-03T02:42:00.000-07:00

samok keo c gen..cge meh niya picturan..mura meh mga buang..huhuhuhu... -Kesha

Press Release.

Gen would like to set the records straight (pun not intended).
They are not a couple. Lindsay and Samantha fantasies not applicable. Katy Perry song not either. The're just friends. Period.

All the gossips, the rumors, the false accusations, and whatnots- they're not true. Eugene Bagayo (according to Gen) made the whole thing up. Kesha and Gen would like to thank everyone though. The time spent on that issue was just so flattering they'd be thrilled to run for presidency and vice presidency at any organization.

Great publicity you guys. xD

Mystery Girl

2008-08-27T03:00:00.000-07:00

I’m not sure how we’ve missed this picture of a girl enjoying herself at one of the recently concluded series of retreats. I’m not even sure what she is doing, but she sure is enjoying. Pictures of girls enjoying themselves never seem to go bad eh?

"Oohhh mystetious girl, I wanna get close to you" -Peter Andre

Oral Fixation

2008-08-27T02:53:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine all the totally hot oral ministration videos this girl could do if ever she’ll succumb to her porn calling? I can. And it’s going to be hot. That mouth is just amazing.

Case of an Ex

2008-08-27T02:24:00.000-07:00

*Creative visualization

A scuttlebutt exclusive! Some girl drama from a girl we'll call Danica.

Hey

Tomtom^*1 confessed everything about you two... Everything.

I must say it did hurt. A lot. But I'm over it. Tomtom and i talked already. How about you? Have you informed yours?.. I have decided that we should get on with our lives separately. I have nothing against you and i don't want to hold grudges... but i just want to get over this.

Girl, you should have thought about the other people involved. What would your boyfriend think if he finds out...? or what would the people think if they find out... it takes two to tango- and Tomtom should not be spared of any guilt feelings. But you did your share. Part of it was also your fault.

I understand what you are going through.. your young, and your brittle to some worldly desires. Shame on tomtom for exploiting your innocence and shame on you for letting him. According to Freud, at your age, its normal to want candies which are not meant to be eaten, want something you do not have, or in plain text: lying to your boyfriend and taking someone else's.

Unfortunately, it was mine you took.

Ive invested long enough for our relationship and i didn't expect it would end up this way.. i thought it was strong enough to withstand problems. I thought love alone was enough for us to survive but I guess my presence was something he needed more. Thank you care of him when i was not around. Thank you.

At least now i know what he is worth.

Sincerely,

Danica^*1

XOXO

Pornstar in the making

2008-08-05T09:57:00.000-07:00

This is not the first time gal about several towns Golda Tabios has let certain parts of her anatomy (read: her tongue) escape her mouth. We are also quite certain that it won't be the last. In fact, there won't be any Kodak moments without her looking horny as ever... This girl's got a promising future in porn, i tell you.

found GA porn

2008-08-05T09:51:00.000-07:00

These girls from the recent Nursing Annual GA are looking, um... wholesome... before they realized it was the FREAKIN' Nursing GA. Nobody's wholesome in a Nursing GA. Nobody.

Dirty Dancing

2008-06-21T08:42:00.001-07:00

Wow, that Leanne sure is a dancer: not only does she dances much, she even dances with so much gusto!

Casting Couch

2008-06-21T08:42:00.000-07:00

It was one lousy day when, out of the blue, a perky atenista came to Giordano and asked "Pwede ba akong model dito? 'Yung mga pics ko pabgGiordano." And the rest is history.

Dani stripped.

2008-06-14T10:14:00.000-07:00

It didn't even require that much prodding. In fact, there wasn't even prodding at all. Our resident blogstar Dani just grew up and decided to strip away all her inhibitions.

See you at the carwash

2008-06-14T10:00:00.000-07:00

We're not sure how we missed these bikini pictures of Atenistas with Danica. Thankfully pictures of bikinis, motorcycles, and candid photos never seem to go bad.

Betty?

2008-04-19T20:56:00.000-07:00

Betty?

ispy6

2008-04-19T20:49:00.000-07:00

it's time once again to don those glasses and guess who this girl is...

kanlungan

2008-04-19T20:29:00.000-07:00

my respects to mr. noel cabangon,i lov... -Jed Sayre

> ROTFLOL.haha

What they learned in jail.

2008-04-06T00:13:00.000-07:00

They didn't come to school yesterday... as it turned out, they had a good excuse.

Lust in translation.

2008-03-15T00:18:00.000-07:00

2 People. 1 CP night to remember. on your cellphones SOON.

The look

2008-02-25T20:33:00.000-08:00

I swear I saw some saliva. Drooling, even. Kidding. Besides, Oro Doctor's Hospital is not a sex den. Leanne just looked horny.

Greater than the Guimaras Oil Spill

2008-02-18T05:58:00.000-08:00

The Spillage of the Boobage. Top that.

ispy5

2008-02-09T19:24:00.002-08:00

Baby Love. I-spy with your little eye. Who do you spy?

Yes, Kuya?

2008-02-09T19:24:00.001-08:00

Big Brother calling. Some pep talk from the former housemate.

Ballsville

2008-02-09T19:21:00.000-08:00

From the ‘hood. Got balls?

i-spy3

2008-01-21T00:08:00.001-08:00

I-spy with your little eye. Who do you spy?

i-spy3

2008-01-18T01:04:00.001-08:00

I-spy with your little eye. Who do you spy?

She's hungry fo' ya baby

2008-01-18T00:47:00.000-08:00

She's out to get you!

i-spy2

2008-01-10T20:03:00.001-08:00

I-spy with your little eye. Who do you spy?

i-spy

2008-01-10T19:49:00.001-08:00

I-spy with your little eye, who do you spy?

A night with Danica and Rianne

2007-12-19T17:19:00.001-08:00

'twas the night i slept with the girls from my group... on the same house (you dirty-minded scoundrel) and took their pictures.lol!

Shari and her "shortcomings"

2007-12-18T00:15:00.000-08:00

Notice anything?

Hmmm. Think.

The culprit.

Don't be shy cam-whore.

One last look.

Mesohorny

2007-12-14T23:49:00.000-08:00

Jade Rubin's text/ 06.12.07/ somewhere around 11:30pm

Jade> James! i kn0w ur h0rny ryt der! Haha. Tel me... ng'M' nsb k bAh??! WaaAaahahaha!

James' reply> SPO gyud ni c Jade no? Nah wala rby tmbal ang skit s iro.

Jade> W0i james alexis asinero! knsa kha sa a2 ang ir0 n0?! Wen i kn0w 4 a fact ur a SEX MANIAC hu 'M' & thinks abwt SEX evrday! H0w pathetic! ku2b nlng sa tHINKING!

Jade> James! I HATE YOU! Ur ruing my reputation!! D rbA jd tinuod na imo gntxt! Xet! Yaw pkita nq ugma! PATYON jd tKA!!! Wa q gbinuaNG!!

Regine Rule's text/ 06.12.07/ 11:42 pm

Regine> YAWA jd ni c james!!! Imbis krn rq kbalos ky gnha gtxtan txan sb q ana nya!! Leche jd ni c james! Ggrrh.. Ugma lng 2! Ma0 rba jd 2y klarong SPO!! Consfes2 rbA jd xa sa amu grup gNha how he's dyibg 2 st0p dat 'M' And h0w he fantasizes SEX evryday!!! I 4wrd na xa regj.. wAaaAahahaha! -tx ni jade! Hala! C0ndolence! Hahaha!